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| "Things just happen, what the hell?" |
| Charlotte, NC (USA) |
| Joined: Nov.16.06 |
| Contributions: 8 |
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Bard Cast Commercials: The MUI Foundation
"Live from the Prissy Leprechaun in the town of Heatherwick, this is Bardcast 88! You just heard Malcom Hex with his chart topping song, "Be my Succubus." Up next we've got songs from Giddy Up, Funk Master Fang and Barbarianna, but first, a word from our sponsor."
This message paid for by the MUI Foundation.
"Twenty years ago, the tiny town of Heatherwick was in shambles. The poor people of the shack-town barely had enough crops to eat, much less to sell. The town seemed doomed to a slow, agonizing death, until one day a man by the name of Sherman Piebald the Great wandered into town. Covered from head to toe in mud and blood, it was obvious that he was injured. Though he was laden with money and jewelry, the people of the town helped him, giving him food and shelter, and asked for nothing in return."
"Sherman was touched by their kindness, and their plight. He wanted desperately to help, so he did what he was best at. He drank. He got absolutely blitzed out of his mind... and when he came to, it was all clear. He knew what he had to do."
What you've just heard has been a sample of the history of MUI and the town of Heatherwick. MUI, Magic Under the Influence, helped found the new Heatherwick. It is responsible for the innovations and the luxuries that make our lives easier every day. Don't you think you owe MUI a little of your time?
Stop by the MUI Foundation Museum and Garden on the UAMTSE campus. Give a little time, learn a little something.
The MUI Foundation: where malapropism is a mystery, not a mistake.
The MUI Foundation Museum and Garden is in no way affiliated with the Mordon Guild of Museums.
:. CitationsMUI seemed like it was possible the best and worst idea ever, but it left room for some crazy stuff. The Bard Cast, for example, is a direct result of the MUI Foundation. Special Homunculi are crafted with the ability to mimic sounds exactly and to mind link with the central Homunculi. Number 88 and Number 101 are two of the central homunculi, and when they link, they say exactly what is being said to the central Homunculi and in the exact voice of who is saying it. Bard Casting, live from different pubs, taverns and inns all across Heatherwick.
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