By Arr MiHardies at http://www.d20forge.com
Circlet of Elven Censorship
Dagnabbit! That's the third blurred out elf I've seen today!
This is a simple silver circlet created in the elven fashion of weaving curving lines. Upon wearing this circlet, all elves are visually blurred to the wearer, making them unidentifiable, and are treated as though they are under the effects of the blur spell (20% miss chance). Further, any words that an elf may speak will come out sounding to the wearer as a series of clicks, whistles, bells, beeps, bloops, blops, and honks.
This item is cursed and can not be removed from the wearers head until remove curse is cast upon the wearer.
If an elf were to wear this, the elf wearing it would appear to be under these effects to everyone around him, and everyone around him would likewise appear to be under these effects.
|Circlet of Elven Censorship||42,000 gp||1/4 pound|
Caster Level: 5th; Prerequisites: Create Wonderous Item, Blur, Bestow Curse;Magic Aura: Faint Illusion, Faint Necromancy;
Dedicated to all those uptight bastards who think they have the right to decide what I can see and read. If you think this applies to you, it probably does.
Submission for April's "Silly" challenge