It's Only a Flesh Wound [General]
"You stupid bastard you've got no arms left"
"Yes I have"
"Aww. It's only a flesh wound"
Prerequisites: Die Hard
Benefit: Any time you take more than 1 quarter of your hit points in damage from any single attack, you may instead choose to lose one of your appendages, beginning with your primary hand, then your off hand, then right leg, and left leg. Appandages lost in this manner can only be regrown via a regeneration or wish spell. In the case the character has multiple appendages, additional arms are lost before legs, and a tail is lost after the legs.
Normal: You just take the bloody damage.
Special: A fighter may take this as one of his bonus feats.
Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail